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How Is A Woman Like A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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It is not the intelligent woman v. the ignorant woman; nor the white woman v. the black, the brown, and the red, it is not even the cause of woman v. man. Nay, tis woman's strongest vindication for speaking that the world needs to hear her voice.
Anna Julia Cooper
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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The modern woman is the curse of the universe. A disaster, that's what. She thinks that before her arrival on the scene no woman ever did anything worthwhile before, no woman was ever liberated until her time, no woman really ever amounted to anything.
Adela Rogers St Johns
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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