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How Is A Woman Like A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
Unknown
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
Adam Ant
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
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Just being a woman is God's gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. She shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.
Sushmita Sen
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1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
Don Kel
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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I'm a tomboy now. I always wanted to fit in with my brother's group, so I climbed trees and played with lead soldiers. But I'm a woman's woman. I never understood women who don't have woman friends.
Naomi Watts
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The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to s..ual education and to the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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No woman should ever be content with being the "other woman". Ever. Y'all really need to start wanting more for yourselves.
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No woman should ever be content with being the 'other woman'. You really need to start wanting more for yourselves.
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You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Be a woman of substance. Be a real woman. It is difficult to break down a real woman because she will learn from her mistakes, gather her strength from her struggle and overcome the obstacles courageously...
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Don't be the girl a man wants, be the woman a man needs!
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A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a woman and begins to act like a man
Leonor Kretzer Sullivan
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