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How You Wake Up Dead Kevin Ha Quotes & Sayings
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How the hell do you wake up dead?
Kevin Hart
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So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Kevin Hart
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
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I need to wake up in 4 hours to keep parting. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Matthew Lush
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She's a melody. That I've tried to forget but I can't. It still follows me. When I wake in the dead of the night.
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I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.
Tammy Faye Bakker
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.
Homer Simpson
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You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you from a dead sleep.
Linda Poindexter
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
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It's so easy for us to misperceive and see the things in others that we want to see. And, when we're wrong, and often we're dead wrong, we miss the truth.
Kevin Spacey
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Why can I never go back to bed? Who's is the voice ringing in my head? Where is the sense in these desperate dreams? Why should I wake when I'm half past dead?
Emilie Autumn
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciosness, to wake their ashes in pain.
Oscar Wilde
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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I'm just gonna go to Kevin-land or Pereir-o-rama and enjoy myself. It's in here, Morgan. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. YOU DON'T HAVE A SEASON PASS.
Kevin Pereira
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Everyday Is Not A Promise For Anybody. When You Sleep May The Next Day Would Not Wake Up. Tonight Might Be Your Last Night.If You Wake Up the Next Morning Just Thank Good For Another Day. You See He didn't Have To Wake You Up. But he did.
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