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I Dont Cook Dinner I Drink It Quotes & Sayings
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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I dont like to cook. If Im in the mood, I can cook, but I dont want you count on me to cook for you every day, because its not going to happen.
Stacey Dash
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Thom is one of those wonderful people to cook for because he absolutely loves it, just loves it. He loves to eat and drink and he'd be a great guest at any dinner party.
Ted Allen
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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People who hardly ever cook at all, suddenly at the holidays, feel like it's their responsibility to not only cook dinner for large groups of people suddenly, but to serve things that are fussy or fancy or formal. And I don't think that's what anybody really wants, especially if you're not good at it.
Ted Allen
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I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little trouble. All you have to do is have another drink while you're throwing it in the garbage.
Jack Douglas
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
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Dinner parties at my house, I love to cook.
Katherine Moennig
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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.
Ralph Wiggum
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I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finishing her lunch.
Padma Lakshmi
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I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.
Ben Savage
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.
Karen Black
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Never cook with wine you wouldn't drink.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner.
Curtis Stone
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To be honest with you, I dont really feel any different as a person. I dont live my life any differently. I mean, there might be people who want to come take a picture when Im having dinner, which is fine by me. I dont know any artist who doesnt want people to respond to their work on some level, but Im just grateful to be a working actor and to get to play roles that I like and get to work with great directors in the hiatus.
Matthew Bomer
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When I was younger, I'd be like 'Would you like to go to dinner' and the girl would be like 'Meh.' But then I was like 'Do you want to go with me for a drink somewhere?' and she'd be like 'Okay.'
Ben Savage
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