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I Drank A Fifth Of Vodka Dar Quotes & Sayings
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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I drank one or was it four? And when if fell on the floor I drank more.
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I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fu..ed too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth. [They] would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan, 'I drank the bong water'.'
George Clooney
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I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest of my life... It's a religious thing.
Marty Robbins
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Ralphie May
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NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient. Juno drank a cup of nectar, But the draught did not affect her. Juno drank a cup of rye -- Then she bad herself good-bye. --J.G.
Ambrose Bierce
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This beast went to the well and drank, and the noise was in the beast's belly like unto the questing of thirty couple hounds, but all the while the beast drank there was no noise in the beast's belly.
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Therapy was the biggest romance of my life.
Dar Williams
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Sometimes life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging.
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How I long to fall just a little bit, to dance out of the lines and stray from the light.
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I forgave the DAR many years ago. You lose a lot of time hating people.
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ahhhyy tu y yo y todo el mundo sabemos lo que yo te puedo dar, la duda esta en lo que tu puedas aportar pedasito!
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
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Que sorpresas nos brinda el destino, tu te fuieste a encontrar otro nido, Hoy regresas buscando un abrigo, que no te dar...
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Recuerdos Lo que motivo este suceso. Fue que yo ten�a un coraz�n. Destrozado dispuesto a dar amor. Pero no puedo ser quien yo.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
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