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If Woody Allen Were A Muslim Hed Be Dead B Quotes & Sayings
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
Salman Rushdie
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen!
Isaac Mizrahi
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Woody Allen
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Fat Mac. Hed be so hungry hed want to get the fight over quickly and I think hed just snap.
Charlie Day
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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
David Letterman
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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
David Letterman
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
Woody Allen
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Woody Allen
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I am two with nature.
Woody Allen
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Woody Allen
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Woody Allen
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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