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Jack Handy On Presidential Campaign Quotes & Sayings
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Let's not overlook, though, what we do know about the campaign finance scandal, and the fact the Chinese were involved in our presidential campaign and our congressional campaigns.
Fred Thompson
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I had hoped that the current presidential campaign debates might educate the public as to what is really involved in the ongoing controversy over campaign financing.
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During my 2004 presidential campaign, I was fond of saying that it was high time for the Christian right to meet the right Christians.
Al Sharpton
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A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a presidential debate cannot obscure a record of 30 years of being on the wrong side of defense issues.
Dick Cheney
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There is no excitement anywhere in the world, short of war, to match the excitement of the American presidential campaign.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Jack Handy
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I've often reflected on this in the past weeks as I've been following the presidential campaign: Very often, I thought it would have been great for both of these guys to sit down and be force-fed a couple of dozen episodes of Star Trek.
Patrick Stewart
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Jack Handy
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How will I survive? Guess it's best to decide not to decide. So that's my decision. Whatever happens happens I keep making my millions. Can see myself in Presidential campaign dinners but Im passing blunts around a bunch of gang members.
Nas
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.
Jack Handy
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Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Jack Handy
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The legions of reporters who cover politics don't want to quit the clash and thunder of electoral combat for the dry duty of analyzing the federal budget. As a consequence, we have created the perpetual presidential campaign.
Hugh Sidey
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It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars
Jack Handy
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The legions of reporters who cover politics don't want to quit the clash and thunder of electoral combat for the dry duty of analyzing the federal budget. As a consequence, we have created the perpetual presidential campaign.
Hugh Sidey
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
Jack Handy
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
Jack Handy
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handy
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
Jack Handy
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
Jack Handy
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals
Jack Handy
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