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Jokes About Botox And Be Quotes & Sayings
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I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery. A male friend in the fashion industry once asked me, 'Why is make-up any different to getting Botox?' I said I didn't think it was a fair comparison, make-up is removable, it's not permanent. But changing the natural chemical state of who you are? I'm not sure.
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Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.
Guy Pearce
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.
Ryan Seacrest
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I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.
Ryan Seacrest
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.
Kim Kardashian
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I used to think I had to stay frozen in time. No amount of Botox will keep up.
Sheena Easton
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Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections
Janice Dickinson
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Look, it's to the point where kids are getting Botox. It's insane. We're not allowed to age.
Rosanna Arquette
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To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year, who cares?
Simon Cowell
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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