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Jokes About People With Long Necks Necks Quotes & Sayings
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With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.
Marlon Brando
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At last we are in it up to our necks, and everything is changed, even your outlook on life.
Ernie Pyle
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All the white meat is gone. There's nothin' but necks on the platter.
Darrell Royal
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The ones I have got great necks; of course, all of the Fenders from that era are incredible.
John Fogerty
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin
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I used to go to school to class stuntin. Necks bubblin', like come and get a pack buzzen.
JR Writer
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Tools on deck, tattoos on necks. Life is a bi..., I'll make her yo ex.
Lil Wayne
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When teachers try to teach, nurses try to nurse, small businesses try to serve their clients and the police try to arrest criminals, there is always a regulator or three breathing down their necks. Conservatives want to make people's lives easier.
John Redwood
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Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs.
Horace Walpole
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The way I play, I go through a set in a year. So I put '58 Gibson Jumbo Bass frets on all my necks.
Stevie Ray Vaughan
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hen I open my eyes the dead will resurrect. and we gonna issue bi...es with problems with slit necks.
Twiztid
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Step on they necks 'til they cant breathe. Claim they five stars but sell you dreams. They say death multiplies by threes. Line them all up and let's just see.
Pusha T
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I wasn't always such a great fan of Shakespeare, mind you. I can guess we all at one time had it rammed down our necks at school, which tends to take the edge off it.
Christopher Eccleston
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Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun.
Earl Sweatshirt
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Even as someone who's labeled a conservative - I'm a Republican I'm black, I'm heading up this organization in the Reagan administration - I can say that conservatives don't exactly break their necks to tell blacks that they're welcome.
Clarence Thomas
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This spring of love, resembles the uncertain glory of an April day. The sun beating against our necks, horizons still stuck in my mind to the girl that can't forgive me.
Chiodos
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce
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I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.
Lee Ryan
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce
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Many legs I broke, many necks I choked and if provoked I let the pistol smoke. Loyal members in a crew now down with the game. Sellin nickels and dimes, sunshine or rain.
Kool G Rap
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