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Jokes On Police And Kid Quotes & Sayings
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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I'm not a scene kid. I'm not an emo kid. I'm not a goth kid. I'm not a punk kid. I'm not a preppy kid. I'm not a smart kid. I'm not a popular kid. I'm not a label. I'm Me.
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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I have my life and I will live it. Shut your mouth before I fu.. it Ha, my jokes they will love it.
Kid Cudi
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
Wendy Liebman
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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Society questions the police and their methods, and the police say, Do you want the criminals off the street or not?
Kurt Russell
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We were like heroes, to stand there and observe the police, and the police were scared to move upon us.
Bobby Seale
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