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Jokes On Results Day Quotes & Sayings
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You don't get results by focusing on results. You get results by focusing on the actions that produce results.
Mike Hawkins
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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of s.. propaganda.
Heywood Broun
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Each day we learn something new. You may not see any results now but in the future you will for sure.
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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of s.. propaganda.
Heywood C Broun
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'
Joey Adams
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Dont waste energy worrying about end results. Worrying only distracts you from living day to day and enjoying life.
Unknown
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One definition of insanity is to do the same thing, day-after-day, expecting different results
Mark Silber
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
Unknown
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results.
Tony Robbins
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When you look at the results that Newt Gingrich got when he was speaker, he got results for the American people.
J C Watts
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I am frequently astonished that it so often results in correct predictions of experimental results.
Murray Gell-Mann
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Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Thomas A Edison
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I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch.
Jose Mourinho
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you anyway...
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
Seann William Scott
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