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Lawyers Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
Clarence Darrow
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It has something to do with the facts and the law and who the judges are. So I think lawyers sometimes exaggerate their role in winning and losing. Lawyers do have a role, and a major role, but they're not the only players in this game.
Floyd Abrams
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
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They have no lawyers among them for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters
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I know you lawyers can, with ease, twist words and meanings as you please
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
George Savile
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The robes of lawyers are lined with the obstinacy of clients
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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
Horace
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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
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Fools and obstinate men make rich lawyers
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Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
Donald Rumsfeld
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Lawyers claim that their clients have been grossly mistreated, which is what criminal defense lawyers are paid to do.
Kenneth Starr
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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb
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Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass
Jane Bryant Quinn
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Lawyers would have a hard time making a living if people behaved themselves and kept their promises
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Our wrangling lawyers are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their clients' cases hereafter, some of them in hell
Robert Burton
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What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...
Danny DeVito
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Only lawyers would refer to something as a brief that takes hours/days/weeks to write and is 30 pages long.
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
Richard Pryor
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