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Lazy Farmer O=joke Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Traveler: God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer. Farmer: You should have seen how he treated them when I wasn't around.
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I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow.
Eva Longoria
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Will Rogers
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.
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Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating...
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Hussein Nishah
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
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Every time you cut programs, you take away a person who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer. A farmer on subsidies is part welfare bum, whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun.
Grover Norquist
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My father was a farmer and my mother was a farmer, but, my childhood was very good. I am very grateful for my childhood, because it was full of gladness and good humanity.
Roberto Benigni
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