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Love My Toilet Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Love My Toilet" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
Unknown
601 Likes
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Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
1 Likes
You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
12 Likes
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
2 Likes
ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
38 Likes
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
2 Likes
It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
3 Likes
Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
10 Likes
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
3 Likes
"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
Funkadelic
1 Likes
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
4 Likes
'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
3 Likes
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