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Man Vs Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
Pamela Anderson
2 Likes
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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
The Game
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
7 Likes
Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
10 Likes
Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
3 Likes
'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
12 Likes
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
3 Likes
'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
3 Likes
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
4 Likes
You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
73 Likes
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
2 Likes
It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
3 Likes
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
2 Likes
Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
1 Likes
ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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