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Mark Twain Septic Funny Quotes & Sayings
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ...
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
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