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Microwave By Per Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Microwave By Per" sorted by relevance. 33 matching entries found.
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
Brandi Isaacs
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Stephen Wright
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
Unknown
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Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.
Jenna Fischer
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The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.
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The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
James Randi
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'
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I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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