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My Dad Told My Mom He Was Gonna Eat The Pus Quotes & Sayings
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Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!
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I wish my mom could have told me the same thing about guys that she did about bikes. Sooner or later youre gonna fall and its gonna hurt.
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I wish my mom could have told me the same thing about guys that she did about bikes Sooner or later youre gonna fall and its gonna hurt.
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
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Gonna kill my mom and dad. I won't be sad about it, cause they treat me bad.
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My mom, dad and little brother. This has been a great experience overall. When I went to work out there (in Seattle), they told me I did a good job.
Russell Westbrook
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I didn't really grow up with my dad. I met my dad a couple of times throughout my life. When my mom was pregnant with me, he was in Aerosmith and didn't want to have anything to do with it. It was pretty much my mom and me; the two of us. I was really mad at him for leaving.
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Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
Kurt Cobain
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't lift a finger.
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I told Detroit I'mma fu..in' get it. I told my brother we'll be fu..in' winning. Ye told me I'm the man for the job. So I told my mom, call her's up and tell 'em that she quitting.
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
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I'm more like my father, personality-wise. But my mom and I get alone really well, obviously, because my mom and my dad get along so well.
Jenna Bush
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My mom was black and my dad is Jewish, and I lost my mom when I was seven. That made me feel really different from other kids.
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Yesterday I told myself I was gonna be okay. Gonna start a new day, truly happy. I was gonna take control of me.
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Mom and Dad, For 50 years, youve been the ones who showed us how to live. Your marriage demonstrates it best, how to love and how to give. You always had a helping hand, a smile and a dose of cheer; Your selfless, sweet devotion kept us sheltered, year by year. Youve dealt with life like champions for half a century now; Youve blessed all those who know you; Mom and Dad, please take a bow!
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I showed my mom the movie then I told her the movie got bought and that it was gonna be shown in theatres and be on video. Everyone was really psyched about it. Everyone in my little town of hounds started to call me movie star.
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My curfew was the street lights, and my Mom didn't call my cell, she yelled time to come in. I played outside with my friends not online. If I didn't eat what Mom made than I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. I rode a bike without a helmet, and getting dirty was OK, and we drank from the garden hose and SURVIVED!
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To all the Single Dad's, I see your invisible cape and I thank you for being the kind of man every Mom wants for her daughter someday.
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Mom runs the family. Shes the kind of person who, without her, wed be lost. She supports us. I got real close to my mom when my two brothers were in college and Dad was traveling a lot.
Eli Manning
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