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Never Trust A Doctor Whose Plants Are All Dead Quotes & Sayings
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.
Unknown
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A relationship without trust is a dead end. A relationship without trust is a waste of time. A relationship without trust is nothing. A relationship without trust just simply isnt. Trust in a relationship is everything.
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You can't have my heart, the doctor told me I'd be dead without it.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
Cesar Romero
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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If you build up the soil with organic material, the plants will do just fine.
John Harrison
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
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I know my corn plants intimately, and I find it a great pleasure to know them.
Barbara McClintock
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He who plants a tree plants a hope.
Lucy Larcom
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Trees and plants always look like the people they live with, somehow.
Zora Neale Hurston
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Nothing fruitful ever comes when plants are forced to flower in the wrong season.
Bette Bao Lord
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We made a demand for the the same wage rates to be paid in the Canadian plants as in the U.S. plants.
Leonard Woodcock
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It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn.
B C Forbes
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A good farmer never plants all his seeds in a single piece of land.
Habeeb Akande
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Working with plants, trees, fences and walls, if they practice sincerely they will attain enlightenment.
Dogen Zenji
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Trust no future, however pleasant! Let the dead past bury its dead! Act, act in the living present! Heart within and God overhead.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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