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New Condom Slogan: Wrap It In Latex Or She Quotes & Sayings
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Wrap it up, wrap it up boy while I take this bow off. Top that talk yeah I know Im such a show off.
Rihanna
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It's a wrap. When she break them boys off a typhoon. It's a wrap. Gotta get that phatty like a boss tycoon.
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.It's a wrap. Now hold it steady 'cause she make a monsoon. It's a wrap. Now you can Google, download the iTunes.
Baby Bash
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The slogan was 'Don't trust anyone over thirty'. Sixty years later the slogan became, 'Don't trust anyone over ninety'.
John McCarthy
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You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.
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Some scientists use TeX or LatEX but for most people Word is the thing that writers use these days.
Miguel De Icaza
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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If they have covered your face with latex, you have to control yourself mentally so you won't think. If you start thinking, you will succumb to panic. I had a bit of a cold, and frankly I didn't have a good time.
Meg Tilly
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I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
Craig Washington
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Now more than ever the world needs love, not just a slogan.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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You know, a better man for a better America. That's sort of our slogan.
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I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag
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The slogan of the moderate Republican Party is this: we are rich, and we are not going to take it any more.
Richard Neal
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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