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Nuts And Squirrel Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Nuts And Squirrel" sorted by relevance. 174 matching entries found.
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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
Dominique Young Unique
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I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.
Unknown
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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Carrie Bradshaw
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I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day.
Tara Strong
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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.
Rupert Sheldrake
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I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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These psychotic ni...z envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals s..ually.
Papoose
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His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.
Big Black
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ho.. on my d..k cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with the gloc 10.
Lil B
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If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
Tom Peters
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I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
John Sladek
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A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
Sarah Jessica Parker
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Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate.
Ken Kesey
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P J O'Rourke
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Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel?
Unknown
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The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
Henry David Thoreau
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