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Old Lady Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
Zach Manal
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Dorothy Fields
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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
Richard M Nixon
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Lady Limelight is a jealous lady. She wants all of your attention. You don't have any time to think of anything else but Lady Limelight, because pretty soon that light will be shinning on somebody else. So you better do it while you can.
Buck Owens
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
Russell Lynes
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Come on dance or celebrate. Oh it's Ladies Night and the feeling's right. Come on dance or celebrate. Oh Lady, Lady, Lady, I love you.
Kool And The Gang
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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