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One Night Stands Chelsea Handle Quotes & Sayings
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I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
Chelsea Handler
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A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
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I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Dudley Moore
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One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.
Paris Hilton
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All I need is you! No side joints. No booty calls. No one night stands just you!
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To make myself feel better I like to refer to my one night stands as 'random acts of kindness.'
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Courting someone is like a football: slowly but surely. One-night stands are like basketball: always dunkin' it.
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I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships.
Katie Price
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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Think P.I.G. - thats my motto. P stands for Persistence, I stands for Integrity, and G stands for Guts. These are the ingredients for a successful business and a successful life.
Linda Chandler
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If you cannot handle adversity you cannot handle success. For how you handle one determines how you handle the other. Learning humility through our problems leads us to depend on God for things out of our control. For His help we become grateful. Gratitude and humbleness are exactly the same reactions we should have when successful.
Tom Krause
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We believe that according the name 'investors' to institutions that trade actively is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a 'romantic.'
Warren Buffett
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So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because of late-night drinking.
Maurice Gibb
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Listen, if you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.
Tommy Lasorda
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Do we elect a man because of what he stands for, because of where he stands on the issues, because how he makes the nation feel?
Peter Jennings
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The first time, where Fox Mulder and Scully met, she stands up for herself. She stands right there and gives it to him and that was extremely attractive.
Gillian Anderson
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Im relatively sardonic, but Im certainly not the playboy that he is. Hes a quantity man. Hes after as many crazy adventures and one-night stands that he can get, and Im a bit more regular.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun s..ually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.
Ben Affleck
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I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, theres a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up, and handle it
2Pac
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