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Peeing Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Peeing Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open...
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'Are you crying?' No I'm peeing through my eyes.
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Peeing your pants is the coolest.
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Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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