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Put A Condom On An Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
Ari Gold
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Put a condom on your heart & fu.. your feelings.
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on.
Curtis Jackson
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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