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Rodney Dangerfield Jo Quotes & Sayings
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have s.. every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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My wife wants s.. in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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