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Rude But Funny Statushild Play Water Quotes & Sayings
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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I get really saucy after a few drinks. s..y rude, not obnoxious rude.
Katie Price
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It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
Michelle Rodriguez
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I really can't stand rude people. If I am not being rude to you what's the point of the stink attitude. Some of you lack simple manners.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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Some people can be so rude & inconsiderate. They think it's funny, but in reality it's not at all.
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Please tell your pants it's rude to point.
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Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not being rude; its just that you don't matter.
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It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
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A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
Theodore White
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Normally, they want me to be rude to them. People come up to me and sing, and I say 'That was great. Thank you.' And they're like 'Well, aren't you going to be rude to me?' No! When I miss auditions, contestants get upset that I'm not there, because they expect me to be cruel to them...it's some sort of badge of honor. That's how crazy everything is.
Simon Cowell
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Not trying to be rude, but your d..k gets less action then a white crayon.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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When people are rude to waiters, thats my biggest turnoff. Theyre trying to be all cool and cocky, then theyre rude it makes me furious!
Heidi Montag
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This is mad stuntman pon your case. Wicked everytime right? So all rude boys and rude girls feel the rhythm and feel the vibe here me now.
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