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Sea Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sea Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
Unknown
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If I lived under the sea-sea-sea, I think it would be neat as it could be-be-be. I could visit all the fish, anytime I wish, if I lived under the sea.
Barney
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If I lived under the sea-sea-sea, I think it would be neat as it could be-be-be. I could visit all the fish, anytime I wish, if I lived under the sea.
Barney
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On the other hand, if there's an underlying core of poetry that I go to, I go to the sea. I've lived on the sea all my life. I live on the sea in Cape Breton.
Richard Serra
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What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did!
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
Unknown
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You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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It was both necessary and desirable for us to be so strong at sea that no Sea Power could attack us without risk, so that we might be free to protect our oversea interests, independently of the influence and the choice of other Sea Powers.
Bernhard Von Bulow
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Those who live by the sea can hardly form a single thought of which the sea would not be part.
Hermann Broch
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Laying low with our toes in the sea, I'll be your mermaid, I'll be your sea queen.
Unknown
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I've never been hurt by a sea creature, except for jellyfish and sea urchins.
Peter Benchley
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And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.
Trent Reznor
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I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky; and all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.
John Masefield
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We definitely come from the sea because our tears are salted and when we let them fall on the cheek of time, the sea within us that has always been there dribbles on our face.
Sorin Cerin
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All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full.
King Solomon
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One of the unique things is that whether we were out at sea or in the middle of the water tank, a lot of times you just couldn't leave. Especially when we were out at sea.
John C Reilly
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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