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Sean: My Wife Used To Fart When She Was Nervo Quotes & Sayings
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
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I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
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I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
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Boy, I overgrind, overshine. Ain't another ni... over Sean. I'm getting paid, it's Oprah time. Im rollin' pine, Im so divine.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
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When I first met Sean Connery he was as charming and wonderful as I first anticipated. I left Rome thinking: even if I don't do this, at least I have had a day with Sean.
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
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