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Ski Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ski Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I had to think about ankle torsion, where the screws are on the ski, how that affects the forces going into the ski and how the ski bends, your leverage points. It was a challenge. I was having the greatest time, making the mistakes, crashing.
Bode Miller
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It's going down, going down, no I brought my ski racks. ni...s know my flow cold so I don't ride I ski tracks.
Fabolous
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I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
Dave Barry
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We're not necessarily the ski boat, we're the skier. There are countries like Japan and Korea and others who are the ski boat at this point, but we're getting pulled right behind them.
Steve Largent
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Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Erma Bombeck
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I can ski out of my back door.
Merlin Olsen
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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I wanna feel the music higher and touch the ski
Inna
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When you back off, it's easier to do mistakes. For me it's better to ski fast.
Bode Miller
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It's good to ski for fun, but I still want to win races as often as possible.
Hermann Maier
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I don't look at it like that's my rival and I have to beat her. It's more like, I have to ski this as fast as I can and the fastest of everyone out here and that's what I expect.
Picabo Street
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I don't put anything in front of taking ski racing and sports seriously.
Bode Miller
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The best indication is that I still love to ski on most anything, from skating gear to heavy metal.
Paul Parker
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The quality of life is so much higher anyplace you can ski in the morning and surf in the evening, there's something to be said for that.
Ian Somerhalder
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I donate money to the existing foundation that funds the US Ski Team kids.
Picabo Street
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From 1999 to 2003 was the peak of equipment in ski racing. Since then, it's all gone in the wrong direction.
Bode Miller
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In Ski Party we are reading up on how to have fun without s... That was the theme of every AIP picture!
Dwayne Hickman
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I just sold a farm in Missouri, and I own a ski lodge in Colorado with some Honolulu partners.
James MacArthur
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Ski racing, especially downhill, is a dangerous activity and there are many accidents. It would be really too bad to lose everything because of a crash.
Hermann Maier
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