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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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Children had a special status - protected from the outside world - and they dressed for the part in a way that made that special status immediately visible to themselves and the adults.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was worthless if we didn't make a turning point of it, we were assigned to the humanities, to poetry, philosophy, painting the nursery games of humankind, which had to be left behind when the age of science began. The humanities would be called upon to choose a wallpaper for the crypt, as the end drew near.
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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