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Stole Bike Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Stole Bike" sorted by relevance. 199 matching entries found.
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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Would It Be The Perfect Crime. If I Stole Your Heart, And You Stole Mine?
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.
Ella Fitzgerald
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He stole my heart....so I stole his last name.
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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Hurricane Sandy stole Halloween like the Grinch stole Christmas.
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You took the sun the moon and the stars and left me standing in the dark. You stole my heart, you stole my heart give it back to me.
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Wouldn't it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine
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Your bike needs gas.
Wolverine
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There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
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I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same.
Valentino Rossi
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Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
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I like to dirt bike ride, four wheeler, go-kart.
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