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Sucking Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car. The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's d..ks quite yet.
Pulp Fiction
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Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fu..ing, sucking, snorting?
Tony Montana
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
Doug Coupland
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They are very healthy. Yes, they were sucking and breathing on their own and everything when they came out. So there was no need to stay in the hospital. So we took them home the next day.
Cheryl Tiegs
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I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.
Freddie Starr
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
Unknown
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Unknown
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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When I like someone a lot, I get scared that I'll let them down. My fear of sucking is worst when I feel like someone thinks I'm good.
Casey Affleck
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We, the artists, make the stuff they sell and they're like ticks on our backs, sucking the life out of us.
Malcolm Wilson
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