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Tim Allen Tim Allenhole Quotes & Sayings
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Tim also has enough confidence so that it always looks like a Tim Burton film, but it really is collaborative. You're allowed to do it your way but of course he's always going to choose his way.
Helena Bonham Carter
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Please help my teammate Tim Cahill in his efforts to support the communities of Queensland to rebuild their lives after the recent devastating floods
Tim Howard
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Tim Allen
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Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything!
Tim Allen
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen
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I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have s.. with an aardvark... I would do it.
Johnny Depp
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
Tim Allen
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Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
Tim Conway
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen off Home Improvement. Intelligent but we going stupid. This some new shit. Hit the strip club, see some ho.. that I went to school with.
Mac Miller
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When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.
Leonard Maltin
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Tim Allen
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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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That's the way it goes down
Tim Westwood
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Yeah, I'm with it, I'm with it.
Tim Westwood
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