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To Make You Wash You Car Quotes & Sayings
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
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Wash it in my condo, suicide doors. Rest in peace to my car door.
2 Chainz
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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Out of everyone, I call Bruce for help the most. Hes a perfect role model for him. He takes Mason to the car wash for man time.
Kourtney Kardashiany
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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It was so embarrassing, everytime I see it, I blush. Imagine if you saw yourselves like that. It's one thing to get dressed up and do the movie star thing, but I mean, it's my job to be outside of that and it's not like I'm on the outside when they're all watching me. [About the famous car wash scene from One Night at McCool's].
Liv Tyler
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I've got a great team of engineers behind this race car. I've got a great bunch of mechanics that make it reliable. This car is developed to go out there and be better than the Reynard, and I feel that it is.
Al Unser
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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
Jonathan Carroll
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
Rocko
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
Evangeline Lilly
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A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be. I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna. -Grumpy
Snow White
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A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be. I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna. -Grumpy
Snow White
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The very first time I was on a car in Atlanta, I saw the conductor - all conductors are white - ask a Negro woman to get up and take a seat farther back in order to make a place for a white man. I have also seen white men requested to leave the Negro section of the car.
Ray Stannard Baker
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