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Toilet Keeping It Clean Quotes & Sayings
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Unknown
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I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.
Mac Miller
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I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited.
Michael Isikoff
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
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I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett
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I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
Ben Affleck
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I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
Jonny Wilkinson
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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet
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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Albus Dumbledore
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As the house is cleaned, so the mind can be cleaned. As you enjoy a clean house, you will enjoy a clean and uncluttered mind.
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Keeping it real must be something truly hard to do, because everyone just seems fake these days.
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I got a blackbelt in keeping it real.
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The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Macy Gray
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I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Wilford Brimley
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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
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A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
Seth Meyers
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You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
Pamela Anderson
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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I wasn't done yet.
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fu.. underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fu.. toilet paper.
Ace Hood
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
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