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Trying To Loose Weight Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Let the human mind loose. It must be loose. It will be loose. Superstition and dogmatism cannot confine it.
John Adams
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I always loose a little weight on the road, so I constantly have to be on top of my nutrition and hydration.
Matt Cameron
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Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight...
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
Unknown
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It saddens me every day when people come up and say, 'OK, how did you lose that weight?' I can't speak about it because I am not an authority on weight loss. I am just not. I am not challenged with a medical situation that's weight-related and that I need to pay attention to.
Renee Zellweger
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I can't turn you loose now, if I do I'm gonna loose my life. Honey, I can't...
Otis Redding
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You never loose by loving...you always loose by holding back.
Loline U Paradero
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They transfer the prison, and all of a sudden all this money cuts loose, all these people cut loose.
Janis Karpinski
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You never loose anything by loving someone but you loose everything by not expressing it.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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I've often heard people talk about 'Walking a mile in my sho...' If the sho.. you are wearing are feeling heavy today, its probably due to the weight upon your shoulders. That weight might be about someone else you are carrying, or the weight of your own head filled with thoughts.
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Its not as simple as it seems. You shift the weight from high above your head, in your right arm, then your left, then rest it on your shoulders, adding more weight to your back, then your legs. You get a full-body workout just by finding out how many positions you can manage without having to set the weight on the ground. You also discover the stronger and weaker spots in your physique.
Matthew McConaughey
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
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I didn't think I was fat. I just thought I didn't need to gain any weight. But I would drop weight and then I would be comfortable with that number. Then I would lose more weight and that would become my new number.
Tracey Gold
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I think people are more likely to comment on a thin person's weight then the weight of an over weight person. Double standard?
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
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I apologize beforehand if I offend you in any weight, shape, or form.
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Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
Lee Tergesen
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight called 8675309.
Unknown
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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