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Vampire Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I want to be a blonde vampire. Catherine Deneuve was a blonde vampire, and she was my favourite vampire ever.
Radha Mitchell
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But other vampire stories? Well, no, I really haven't read too many, and I can't say I'm crazy about romantic vampires anyway - to me the vampire is simply an evil monster.
Brian Lumley
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The vampire underworld is much larger than most people could imagine. It exists in all the cities mentioned in the book, but also in many, many more. Teenagers, especially, seem to like to act out vampire fantasies.
James Patterson
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I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies.
Laurell K Hamilton
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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.
Unknown
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If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.
Christine Feehan
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Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human.
Unknown
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Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The world is a vampire.
Smashing Pumpkins
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Sometimes I feel like a vampire.
Ted Bundy
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Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.
David Sedaris
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At night I feel like a vampire. Its not right
Three Days Grace
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I love vampire movies. I think they are s..y.
Marguerite Moreau
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I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.
Kristen Stewart
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Interview with a Vampire was lots of s.., so I'm not sure.
Uwe Boll
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Isn't that an odd philosophy for a vampire?
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
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I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.
Christopher Atkins
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I love you Angel but every story has its end. Now ours ends here.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow.
Bela Lugosi
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