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Wearing Bikini On Summ Quotes & Sayings
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I feel like some girls are under the impression that any bikini picture is a good one just because they're wearing a bikini...
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Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Bill Brasky
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Bras are the same as bikini tops so whats the difference between taking off your clothes and swimming and actually wearing a swimsuit?
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If I get pegged as a bikini girl, that's fine, and that can still translate into acting or other areas. But, no, I don't wanna be doing bikini shoots my whole life.
Kate Upton
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In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. - The Newsreader
South Park
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I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me
Madea
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Glitter! Glitter is my makeup of choice. Tying into the whole animal theme, I am a diver, and this barracuda tried to eat me once. I realized it was because I was wearing a gold bikini, a lot of piercings, and was covered in glitter. Apparently most animals are instinctively very attracted to glittery things-our brains are just drawn to them. So I figured, Why not smear it all over my face?
Kesha
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It's a surer way to a woman's heart to be interested in what she's thinking than what she's wearing or not wearing.
Tina Louise
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A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as an ascot.
Seth Meyers
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I want to be different. If everyone is wearing black, I want to be wearing red.
Maria Sharapova
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I had to get used to wearing a mask and wearing a prosthetic and performing with those things while singing and expressing myself through stylized movement, while keeping it as human as possible so the audience could be closer to the horror of the Phantom.
Gerard Butler
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Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green.
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This guy chokes me with the scarf I was wearing. He called me a fag cause I was wearing a scarf! Then he shoved my sister and I got behind him and I choked him out...put him to sleep.
Jeremy Renner
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I went through so many phases in high school that I can't say exactly what my style was. A combination of just rolling out of bed and going to class and kind of defying my femininity by wearing sweatshirts with holes in them, never wearing heels or skirts. Also, all black almost all the time.
Leighton Meester
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Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?
Kelly Clarkson
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I took to wearing a black tie known as the Ascot, with long drooping ends. I had seen pictures of painters, sculptors, poets, wearing this style of tie.
Carl Sandburg
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After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes she was seen wearing. Now if someone could just get her to drive a Chrysler.
Seth Meyers
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?' I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
Davey Havok
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