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Wheres My Car Quotes & Sayings
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Whos still gettin tested? Wheres all the women at, could still remember who they slept with? Wheres all the girls too busy studying to make the guest list?
Drake
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
Rocko
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So, wheres the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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James: Where else can we have the dance? Logan: Got it! theres a warehouse we can rent for $28! now, wheres LA's murder district?
Big Time Rush
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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Wheres my heart at? Aw. Um, in my chest. I think its in thereon the right hand side. Sometimes its in my mouth and sometimes I can feel it in my stomach, when I get really nervous. So its pretty physical.
Florence And The Machine
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I wasn't in control of my destiny, feeling empty thinking wheres the rest of me, gotta make it but I need the recipe, tellin my old self RIP.
Unknown
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I firmly believe that the only time youll ever get any peace from down below is when youre in the ground. Im almost 62 and I still love a good old game of Wheres the Salami? Getting anyone to play it with me is a different matter.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Now wheres the ladder, Cause either you gone whine or you climb, I choose the latter (ladder).
JCole
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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.
Pauly D
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The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.
Paul M Glaser
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I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.
Modest Mouse
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously.
Danica Patrick
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
Adam Carolla
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