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Why Buy The Pig When You Only Want The Sausage Quotes & Sayings
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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
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Money can buy you medicine but it can't buy you good health. Money can buy you a house but it can't buy you a happy home. Money can buy you a date for the night but it can't buy you true love.
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child
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If you give a pig and a boy everything they want you will have a good pig and a bad boy.
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom. We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them. Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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Buy, buy, buy, buy! They want to grab you and trap you and turn you into little Elizabeth Hurleys.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
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Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that's going to increase the quality of the food you make.
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
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With money you can buy a house, but not a home With money you can buy a clock, but not time With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge With money you can buy blood, but not life With money you can buy s.., but not love. So what can you buy with money???
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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