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Becca21
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Suggest Revision: OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
 
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Suggest Revision: Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
 
Pacifiersucker
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Suggest Revision: Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
 
dannyx
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Suggest Revision: If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
 
heavenly_heather
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Suggest Revision: You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
 
sarahlove585
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Suggest Revision: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
 
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Suggest Revision: I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
 
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Suggest Revision: Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
 
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