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Womans 40 Year Old Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A womans beautiful face attracts a flirter, a womans beautiful heart attracts a lover, a womans beautiful character attracts a man.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
Zach Manal
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.
Foghorn Leghorn
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New Year is another opportunity to right the wrongs of last year. It is another chance to live an improved version of what we were last year. Be honest with your resolutions. Wish you a successful year ahead.
Terry Mark
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the g.... treaders' sit-in.
Ronnie Corbett
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Hank Moody
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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a.. and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Hank Moody
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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