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Workout Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough.
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I dont work out because I hate my body, I workout because I love it.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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I actually just did a workout with Jared Fogle from Subway. He's training for a marathon, so we went through a little workout and we're trying to get him on track.
Blake Griffin
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.
Bill Loguidice
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Sharpen the mind, harden the body, soften the heart, and be of service to others!!
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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