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22 Sex quotes tagged with Humor.
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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
Unknown
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
Nikhil Saluja
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My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
Azgraybebly Josland
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Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid!
Jake Anderson
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If you think sex is a big pain in the ass, try different position.
Unknown
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
Unknown
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My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.
Unknown
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Men are like paving slabs, lay them right first time and you get to safely walk over them forever.
Cristine Shye
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Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework.
Unknown
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If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
Unknown
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Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when hot, finger touch ignition automatic engine oil change every month. any type of pistons fit, multiple seating styles & adjustments. great accessories, automatic and manuall drive from both sides. ready 4 test drive any time.. ;)
Unknown
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
Unknown
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
Unknown
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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
Unknown
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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Unknown
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If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
Jarod Kintz
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
Unknown
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