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Julie Aziz Quotes & Sayings
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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and I go, Yes...but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, Aziz, your cars on fire. Arent you upset? I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Aziz Ansari
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
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It's all dangerously true. It'd be nice if something worked out for me, and then I'd have to get material out of that.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
Aziz Ansari
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my d..k!
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Nela; can you come and disinfect this please. I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
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We need prefab housing, we need to repair what can be repaired. We have appealed to the whole world to ship tents and blankets to Pakistan.
Shaukat Aziz
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Pakistan has not recognized Israel... any such decision would be taken in supreme national interests after due consultation of the parliament.
Shaukat Aziz
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I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
Aziz Ansari
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Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
Aziz Ansari
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
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Imagine how successful we would be if we only followed the advice we want to give to others.
Navaid Aziz
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A man who has faith in Allah does not worry when the world tries to pull him down because he knows Allah's hand is holding him up!
Hassan Abdul Aziz
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Dude on my flight is watching Men in Black 3, watching with no sound & pretending its a Hitch sequel bout Hitch trying hookup an alien.
Aziz Ansari
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
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