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5 Year Old Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Procrastination is the thief of time: Year after year it steals, till all are fled, And to the mercies of a moment leaves The vast concerns of an eternal scene
Edward Young
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I guess as long as people think of me for different ages, I'll trust their opinion. I remember noticing one year that Michelle Monaghan played 34 and 19, so I've kind of clung to that as my justification that I can be Jake Gyllenhaal's wife and a freshman in college in the same year.
Anna Kendrick
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This year is a new chance, to start over, make mistakes, love new people, and try harder not to take life for granted because you don't know how long you'll have it.
Abhishek Tiwari
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Every end is just a new beginning. Keep your spirits and determination unshaken and you shall always walk the glory road. With courage, faith and efforts you shall conquer everything you desire. I wish you a very happy new year.
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Jimmy Fallon
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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May the angels bring you the blessings, of peace and harmony on this New Year.
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Let's get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG.
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Unknown
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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I make about two movies a year outside the 'True Blood' schedule. I work on a great show six months a year, then outside that I get to satisfy whatever creative urges I have. It's a great position, especially for a single guy like me.
Ryan Kwanten
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If a 12-year-old is listening to hip-hop, I think that's fine. As a 12-year-old, you know what time it is. You know that certain sh*t is happening and understand what they are talking about. Because it's real. Now if you had a demented kid, a young serial killer, would it matter what he were listening to?
Irv Gotti
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Because when we think about the real facts: 44 million Americans without health insurance, millions without jobs, a 50-year high on mortgage foreclosures, an historic high the third year in a row on personal bankruptcies.
Chaka Fattah
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Jimmy Carter began his planning in the early summer of 1976, Ronald Reagan a year prior. The Clinton Administration, elected in 1992, lingered in naming its team, and as a result, took almost a year to staff its ranks.
Richard V Allen
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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Analyses of the movie marketplace points to an interesting phenomenon: High-profile movies are continuing to do well year-to-year in the U.S. and overseas - this past summer, for example, the top 10 movies registered at the same level as in '04.
Peter Bart
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One of the great joys this year and the year before has been how all of the people in this body, men and women, Republicans and Democrats, have worked together so well with our chairman and the chairman of the full committee to address the issues of housing for our soldiers.
Robin Hayes
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