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Adopting A Pet Quotes & Sayings
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
Jack Handey
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I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.
Kristin Davis
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When my pet Doberman passed away, I felt like I lost my best friend.
Kellan Lutz
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One of my biggest pet peeves? People who don't use their blinker. Seriously.
Sarah Hyland
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The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
Nicholas D Kristof
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I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
John Bacon
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Almost every night I have a dream where one of my pet snakes eats all those boys in Hanson.
Slash
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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
Alexander Theroux
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Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97% of the day thinking about myself.
Unknown
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The closest I come to making new friends is buying a new fish from the pet store.
Unknown
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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
Moliere
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I thought that when we fought I was to blame but now I know you play a different game.
Pet Shop Boys
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Fox, Minks, Gators; That's necessary. Accessories? My closet's a pet cemetery.
Camron
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I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
Katie Holmes
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Too many shadows, whispering voices. Faces on posters, too many choices.
Pet Shop Boys
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Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
Joel Hodgson
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Keeping a pet python in the room with your new born baby...bad idea.
Unknown
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Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?
Alyssa Milano
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face.
Anita Wise
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
Rodney Dangerfield
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