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Alcoholic Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Alcoholic Joke" sorted by relevance. 476 matching entries found.
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The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada since the outbreak of war is one evidence of this.
William Lyon Mackenzie King
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Mr. Speaker, as a grateful recovering alcoholic of 24 years myself, I am living proof that treatment does work and that recovery is real.
Jim Ramstad
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Kat Stratford: Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.
10 Things I Hate About You
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I've always loved those Yazoo banana milkshakes. Alcoholic drink depends on what mood you're in, doesn't it? Absinthe does make the heart grow fonder.
Jamie Bell
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.
Neil Young
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing
Ozzy Osbourne
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...
Unknown
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How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics!
Isaac Asimov
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I never knew that leaving someone would turn them into an alcoholic and a pothead...Thinking that maybe I made a mistake.
Unknown
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Time. I'm so fed up with these stupid 'alcoholic' jokes being aimed toward me by the people I care about most...I need new friends.
Unknown
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No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort.
William Lyon Mackenzie King
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Whether the family goes on a spiritual basis or not, the alcoholic member has to if he would recover. The others must be convinced of his new status beyond the shadow of a doubt. Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.
William Griffith Wilson
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
Unknown
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