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Animal Cracker Jokeker Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
Unknown
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
Unknown
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If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. d..kens wasn't that nice a guy.
Dustin Hoffman
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Logic is one thing, the human animal another. You can quite easily propose a logical solution to something and at the same time hope in your heart of hearts it won't work out.
Luigi Pirandello
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Why you tryna front girl you know you ain't ready. I be in the hood everyday with my family. We the mafia similar gone get me. I'm a animal miss my close don't fit me.
The Jacka
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Bill Vaughn
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I'm always active in trying to educate people when it comes to eating animal products, testing on animals, and the health benefits of being vegan, although I'm probably not the best person to be talking about the latter at the moment.
Daniel Johns
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No part of the world can be truly understood without a knowledge of its garment of vegetation, for this determines not only the nature of the animal inhabitants but also the occupations of the majority of human beings.
Ellsworth Huntington
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But of course when people watch morning television, Terry, it's a very different animal. You know, they're running around, they're getting their kids ready for school, they're probably doing eight million things, they're brushing their teeth.
Katie Couric
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But the fact of the matter is that all scientific evidence would show, based upon what we know about this disease, that muscle cuts - that is, the meat of the animal itself - should not cause any risk to human health.
Ann Veneman
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